I hit someone at work with a stick. I thought against it with my better judgement, and then I did it anyway. I'm fucking crazy and I'll hit you all with sticks.
Speaking of bad things, I saw this trailer for Bad Grandpa today:
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"Sometimes it seems as though the whole point of the Japanese writing system is to keep non-Japanese people from understanding what the hell is going on." — Dave Barry